Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Jokes


Cow: So many people drink our milk, but no one bothers to call us “ma”.

Kangaroo: Without money, no matter how big the pocket is, you are still a rodent.

Fly: The biggest difference between a bee and me is that our taste is different.

Centipede: In order to save money, I have never worn shoes in my life time.

Fish: I’ll never go to a net café.

Dinosaur: Sorry that I died too early, left you guys puzzled.

Porcupine: How I wish to get a hug!